Funny New Year's Stories

If you are looking for a clean funny New Year's Story, Joke, Riddle or Funny Saying, then you have come to the right place. Pull up a chair and a cup off coffee and enjoy an funny, encouraging or inspirational New Year's poem, New Year's story, New Year's Quote, or New Year's joke. Or if you feel in the mood for some fun with the family then enjoy some New Year's Games.


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A Bad Dream?
Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up,...

A New Year's Wish
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.

How to Quit Smoking
Peter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.

Lecture Tour with A Difference
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. 

New Year's Day Party - That Never Was?
As in many homes on New Year's Day, Janet and Nigel, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was...

New Year's Dinner
To keep peace, I ate dinner with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant...

New Year's Eve Party - Phantom Guest?
Trevor's New Year's Eve party was an annual occurrence with numerous guests arriving. 

Politician in Action
A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky.